It is hot!

It has been hot and humid all week. Today is no different - upper 80's today. To get a break, I have gone to my bedroom to cool off with our trusty window air conditioner. After checking my email I was thinking about the heat and decided to look for "It's So Hot!" jokes on the internet. After reading one woman's detailed directions for baking cookies in your hot car, I found the standard lines, like:

• It's so hot, my steak Tartar was well-done by the time it got to the table.
• It's so hot, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk and toast your English muffin too.
• It's so hot, your Odor Eaters have sent up a white flag.
• It's so hot, when you dig up potatoes, they're already baked.
• It's so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
• It's so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk.

Then I found a few new ones (at least for me)

• It's so hot, Jesus turned the wine back into water!
• It's so hot, today I saw an Amish guy buying an air conditioner.
• It's so hot, that Dick Cheney waterboarded himself.

I hope you can find a cool spot or play in some cool water today. Stay safe!

Bill